See, I can make funny names just like him.

Enzo escapes to the floor and dodges both heels, but walks into another high knee from Anderson because he’s Enzo A-Moron. So as usual Enzo talks big and then gets his ass kicked for an extended period of time, and now they’re doing crowd reaction shots to chinlocks. Cass cleans house on the champs to start and tosses Enzo onto them, but Enzo immediately walks into a flying knee and gets beat up. They’re even doing the obnoxious crowd reaction shots for Enzo’s promos now. RAW World tag team titles: Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows v. Meanwhile, Bayley’s promo is interrupted by Nia Jax. Seven hours is a hell of a long time for a thrill-ride. **3/4 Sami got nothing, which is fine, but you could have accomplished that in 5:00 quite easily.Īpparently Wrestlemania is the “ultimate thrill-ride”. Felt like it should have been shorter if they were going for that booking, but it was a good opener for the most part. Sami goes up, but Joe hits another enzuigiri up there and catches him with the uranage and choke to finish at 9:48. “He might have been playing possum!” declares Byron Saxton, showing the insight and quick wit he’s known for. Sami does the bit where he “collapses” and then cradles Joe for two off that. They head up and slug it out on the top rope, but Joe puts him down with an atomic drop and senton for two. Sami finally does start his comeback and hits the powerbomb for two. Joe with a bow and arrow hold and he fires away with chops and then viciously clips him to cut off a comeback. Joe casually swats him down and follows with an enzuigiri in the corner. Joe puts Sami down with leg kicks to start and rolls into a kneebar, but Sami comes back with a flying headscissors and slugs away in the corner. Your hosts are Michael Cole, Corey Graves & Byron Saxton

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